Bilocation Dreaming (What?)

bilocation \bahy-loh-KEY-shuhn\, noun:

The state of being or the ability to be in two places at the same time.

Who wants to be in two places at once really. I mean I guess it's on my bucket list, but the only way it will happen is if I drive to a state line, get out of my car and straddle the imaginary state line. Still its all in theory that you are two places at once. I guess sometimes this would come in handy with my 8 AM class. Wouldn't it be nice to lay in bed while "paying attention" in class. (Maybe I should figure out how to make this happen.)

Another thing similar to this, that is on my Bucket List, would be to be in four places at once. (Quatro-location?) This can only happen in The Four Corners of America where some 4 random states meet together in a perfect configuration that would allow for you to have you arms in two states and your legs in two completely different states. Don't ask me why I want to lay on the ground in some middle of nowhere place, but I do and darn it if I don't do it soon.

There are lots of things I would like to do. (i.e. Things on my loser Bucket List I created as a direct correlation to that MTV show, The Buried Life) Maybe I can tell you about that another time, not sure I am ready just yet to reveal my useless hopes and dreams to the nonexistent viewers of my blog.

Which reminds me... Follow ME! It would be nice if you were not merely a statistic behind some mathematical graph that discloses to me how many people do not follow me and could care less what I say. 

5 Random Thoughts of My Day (Since I know you [don't] care)

1. My Western Civ teacher made a very unsuccessful attempt at making some sort of connection between The Hills (RIP) and The Jersey Shore (Seriously, WTF?) to Greek culture in some thousand year BC time. 

2. There was a random guy walking down the street on my way home. Pretty sure he was crazy. Did he not have home?

3. I hate it when people sit in the hallways outside of classes and stick their legs out there for someone to trip over. I mean COME ON... pick your dang legs up so I do not fall and bust my ass in front of everyone else sticking their feet out.

4. Just downloaded iTunes 10..... What is the point and what the hell is Ping?

5. Social Experiment -- Day 2... At least I am still here, and that is something to be proud of.

"Would you not like to be sitting on top of the world with your legs hanging free?"

                  - Dave Matthews